No one can see me with his eyes, but everyone can see thanks to me. If you get close to me you die, If you get away from me you will die, who am I?
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The sun? 
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Congratulations!! 
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Do I win a 
?
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Yeah, you won free beer and cookies 
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I get wetter the more I dry.
What am I?
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A towel
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I leave home, make 3 left turns and when I return home, someone is waiting for me
Where am I?
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Junction…!!
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Nope. What does ‘junction’ mean anyways?
You are at my place. I’m gonna take you around the world then I’m gonna give you my unpantented multi spectrum STD test kit.
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WTF happened to me today?
Answer: I have no clue but I made it home today safely.
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I leave home, make 3 left turns and when I return home, someone is waiting for me
Where am I?
Answer: A Baseball Diamond
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Two goldfish are swiming in a bowl. One looks at the other and says "are you driving this thing or am I? "
Not a riddle, but just for shits and giggles, my favourite joke.
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Damn I would have said a boxing ring. Do I win second place.? Honorable mention at least?
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George W. Bush?
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I’ve got a couple riddles that have perplexed me.
If I am I mirror that yealds no self reflection. What does it mean when I break my continuity.
Also.
I’ve gone to look for myself if I get back before I leave keep me here. I think the question to this riddle is what is it about?