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I feel ashamed of looking at porn

Programmer’s Joke

if (iMeSoHorny == true) {
printScreen (“Spank the Monkey”);
printScreen (“Choke the chicken”);
printScreen (“Get at 'er boy, before the wife get home”);

exit(null);

}

No? That joke kills with server admins :rofl::grin:

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user$ touch woman
permission denied. cannot touch ‘woman’

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if ($i 》= o.NowSheIsPissed.OhOh) {
run_like=hell = now;
return (NotForTheNextHour);
}

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The other day I watched a documentary on Netflix about rocko the porn star man with the huge love wand.

He is married with children.

My boyfriend told me the only one I have to share him with is Mrs Palmer and he ment masturbating to porn.

I rather he didn’t watch porn and that I would be enough for him but I can’t control him etc so I will try to watch it with him and open my mind to it.

My x boyfriend never watched porn but he had pictures naked women on the walls at home and pictures of Angelina Jolie too.

If I live with my boyfriend and he watches porn I might feel awful that he rather watch porn than be with me.

I was in a amateur porno when I was around twenty.
I masturbated with a dildo.
No sex just me and dildo.
It was humiliating and belittling the way they treated me disrespectfully and I was paid only 1000 Swedish crown which is nothing as others doing same thing we’re paid much more but I was so dumb and suppressed and dominated by them.

My x boyfriend in Sweden had the porno of me and showed me and we laughed about it but in a way it’s tragic but was funny then.
He was my neighbor and asked me if I was in a porno and recognised me.

If I was going to do such a stupid thing I should have atleast got paid properly and chosen a director who would empower me not suppress and dominate me.

I might get jealous watching porn of my boyfriend getting more turned on by others and that they have better bodies than me.ha ha ha n that I’m a bit fat.

I’m trying to open my mind to porn.

I have decided to accept that my boyfriend watches it and madturbates for two hours.
He doesn’t spend that much time on me.
Will I be jealous of the porn…
Can I learn to enjoy it and not feel so negative about porn.

I rather my boyfriend not watch porn or only masturbate to me.ha ha ha

Still trying to open my mind to it.
Guess porn is a part of my life now because my boyfriend madturbates to porn often.

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Oh gosh I now get these jokes!

String regret = new String(“why did I take this job?”);

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