I can't even get a ghost in a singles bar to go out with me

I can’t score in this world or in any other world. In fact when I tried to pick up the ghost in the bar she rejected me. She claimed I was too cold, lacked substance, and she told me to get real.

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I heard the denizens of the 9th circle of hell are easy. If you want to go I’ll be your guide as Virgil came down with the clap. I’ll take you for $3.37?

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Yeah, those denizens. Give Virgil my best but I’ll pass for now.

I wish I could say you were hitting on my X, but no luck :stuck_out_tongue:

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