I feel ashamed and guilty for assaulting my former friends and being criminally insane. I am sorry! I just want my old friends back, but they will never forgive me and I don’t know how to move on.
I hate myself!!! 
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That’s it. You’ve apologized so much that you are now an honourary Canadian.
@Headspark, @LevelJ1, @Patrick and @TheCanuk are going to help me with the citizenship ceremony so we can make this official.
(We hold you down while a moose licks maple syrup off you. It tickles.)
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Your forgetting that we will also wrap you from head to toe in bacon 
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jelly donut comin’ eh? doug and bob mackenzie is the only canadian humor I know except for my dear lost canadian friend I had in college…doug…what a guy.
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Yeah, but you promised me a moose licking a week ago and I still haven’t received it.
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Were all out of mooses right now.
Ive got some hippos ready to lick though 
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Somebody eated it.
[ loud belch from under sofa ]
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investigative hippos follow the grease trail to track down the baconator
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Oh my goodness, you guys are so profound funny 
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Life should be fun. I’m not letting a few loose screws in my head stop me from enjoying myself.
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Hahaha
Just don’t commit manslaughter from making me laugh too much 
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Hey man, gotta ask… You got any hobbies or activities you can do to keep yourself busy? You give the indication of someone who has nothing to do but ruminate over being ill. Having some enjoyable hobbies to fill your day up would really improve your quality of life.
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Yes like studying Forensic Psychology
That seems to feed into your obsessions. Anything else like following a sports team or playing sports, fishing, building models, etc.??
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I do yoga, it helps me calm down.
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Right on, that’s great to hear.
I try to keep things fun. Life is hard with this illness, gotta have a few laughs
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I highly recommend googly eye bombing product packaging at your local Walmart. Just don’t do it in the one you need to shop at because they temp ban you when they catch you.
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It’s similar in Alaska…but we eat the moose nuggets covered in birch syrup.
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Outstanding. Another honourary Canadian!
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