I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect

Therefore I am perfect!

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Having a smoking section at a restaurant is like having a peeing section at a swimming pool.

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Can’t argue with that logic.

I am everybody therefore I know no one else. I’m always standing in line. I get the best and worst seats at concerts. I’m never satisfied. And I’m always dying. Ah! To be or not to be.

I have no idea what my point is. Just talking.

I am anybody and anyone: I just want to be left alone.

But some pools have peeing sections

Never say never.
Except when using the above directive for pedagogical purposes.
Then you can say never.
Oops I just said it again too.

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It’s hard to be humble when you’re perfect in every way.

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