Humor should be a category

I think there should be a humor category for cheering people up

a funny video I found yesterday, felt like sharing it,

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Very much agreed!

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Be great to post some jokes I’ve collected over the years especially mental health humour like this one…

On the first day of Christmas my Pdoc gave to me
A diagnosis of insanity.

On the second day of Christmas my Pdoc gave to me
Two tablets of lithium
Which made both of my hands all shaky.

On the third day of Christmas my Pdoc gave to me
Three capsules Prozac
Two tablets caps of lithium
And now I can barely see.

On the fourth day of Christmas my Pdoc gave to me
Four hits of Zoloft
Three capsules Prozac
Two tablets of lithium
Now my mouth tastes like soiled undies.

On the fifth day of Christmas my Pdoc gave to me
Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
Four hits of Zoloft
Three capsules Prozac
Two tabletss of lithium
I will never pay off that shopping spree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my Pdoc gave to me
Six tabs of diazepam
Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
Four hits of Zoloft
Three capules Prozac
Two tablets of lithium
Whoa, my feet feel so awful heavy.

On the seventh day of Christmas my Pdoc gave to me
Seven tabs of haloperidol
Six caps of diazepam
Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
Four hits of Zoloft
Three capsules Prozac
Two caps of lithium
I’m becoming a lock-jawed zombie.

On the eighth day of Christmas my Pdoc gave to me
Eight grams of Seroquel
Seven tabs of Haldol
Six caps of diazepam
Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
Four hits of Zoloft
Three capsules Prozac
Two caps of lithium
Oh, my head is so sore and dizzy
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On the ninth day of Christmas my Pdoc gave to me
Nine doses Nardil
Eight grams of Seroquel
Seven tabs of haloperidol
Six caps of diazepam
Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
Four hits of Zoloft
Three capsules Prozac
Two caps of lithium
A tub of water and I’m still so thirsty.

On the tenth day of Christmas my Pdoc gave to me
Ten more Effexor
Nine doses Nardil
Eight grams of Seroquel
Seven tabs of haloperidol
Six caps of diazepam
Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
Four hits of Zoloft
Three capsules Prozac
Two caps of lithium
Now all it can do is just pee.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my Pdoc gave to me
Eleven Paxil dancing
Ten more Effexor
Nine doses Nardil
Eight grams of Seroquel
Seven tabs of haloperidol
Six caps of diazepam
Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
Four hits of Zoloft
Three capsules Prozac
Two caps of lithium
I just know he is out to get me.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my Pdoc gave to me
Twelve shots of Thorazine
Eleven Paxil dancing
Ten more Effexor
Nine doses Nardil
Eight grams of Seroquel
Seven tabs of haloperidol
Six caps of diazepam
Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
Four hits of Zoloft
Three capsules Prozac
Two caps of lithium
And a quick ride to Emergency.

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45 seconds in , guy just flys LOL

I was just about to write a post saying there should be a humor category too

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What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho Cheese!:yum:

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What did 3:30 say to 4:30? Wanna get a drink at 5:30?

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This video seems fake. Like the guy knew what was abt to happen. Is it just me?