Will happen one day. Ill be the first. So regal. Monsters everywhere. Rhu rhu will look after them.
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Careful what you wish for. Theyād probably be about half the size of a bowling bowl and just as solid. That was my ārock bottomā (get it?). Thought it was going to disembowel me when I laid it. And then I felt it hatch into an equally huge parasite that was moving up and down my colon. I could very vividly feel all of this, including the egg pressing on my insides to be laid. The mind can be a very powerful thing.
Maybe this was a touch bleak for this thread >___>;
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Bru bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! I missed you! The sun shines agaiiin!
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The science is so progressive now that in the future, eggs are going to lay from themselves.
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I just ate 4, BURP!!!
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I actually came across a sex toy the other day that lets you lay eggs. I donāt think I can link to it here without breaking the guidelines, but itās a thing that exists. Itās called an ovipositor, I believe. It made me think of you immediately.
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oĀ·viĀ·posĀ·iĀ·tor
ĖÅvÉĖpƤzitÉr/
nounZoology
noun: ovipositor; plural noun: ovipositors
a tubular organ through which a female insect or fish deposits eggs.
Try googling ovipositor sex toy, itās a real thing, I swear. I would link it, but I think Iād get flagged hard.
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Have seen these things on the net. They are real for sure.
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Dude you are not bruce willis get outta town.
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How do you know for sure? (:
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Well I tell you what man he has done decent work but one of my army buddies in the airborne said he was a bar tender in vegas and complimented him and the guy just decimated him and walked away. He said heās one of the biggest egos around, but you know that bruce willis was in my hallucinations huh? True stuff, Iāve been targeted pretty badly so they sent bruce willis to come capture me.
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He didnāt stay too long, all because Iām a badass.
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Okay then this one is most surely not that one cause our Bruce is kind and sweet and funny and eggzotic.
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Thatās the front of bruce, he romances and pedestals anyone he wants to manipulate. He treated my army buddy like ā ā ā ā and he joined the army because he became homelessā¦poor guy did nothing but suffer for being a wiccan and having wiccan tattoos.
Soā¦back to eggs and sex toysā¦
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Ninjastar sees through his ninpo tai jutsu.
Hey man, donāt drag me into this. Bruce is awesome.
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ANyone can put up a front and play people and actā¦especially bruce willis. He never jumped out of planes to get to work like me though or hang fire sprinklers and fight at the ufc corporate office or stay gangster instead of fall lame to the game. Hollywood is weak.
We are talking about different Bruce Willises. Ours is way cooler!
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