you will need ;
- one mrs. sith
- one dark sith
- one dog pooh
- one dead chook/chicken…named ’ dot '.
- one hole
so…mrs. sith was digging a hole to bury the dead chook in.
i was helping… in a sz way…!!!.
i trod in some dog pooh…mrs. sith came over to see what the commotion was about…!?!
mrs. sith also trod in the said dog pooh and somehow some of it flipped up and got in her work boot !
i did not realise this last fact…i was wondering why the smell had not gone away as i had washed mrs. sith’s boot and mine… a thousand times… as i can be a bit ocd…!?!
i thought it was a jedi mind trick/conspiracy !!
untill i saw the dog pooh in the boot and on the back of my hand…" aaaarrrrrhhhhhhhhh "!
i then ran down to the dam screaming and went in fully clothed ( that last bit is untrue…)
take care people of earth.