How Star Wars The Force Awakens Should Have Ended

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The last Jedi should have ended with Kylo Ren and Rey making out on a bed, besides Finn and Poe who are also making out.

We can only dream I guess. :pensive:

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Kylo Ren is a total bitch lol. I’d be hella offended if he got any.

Dude needs to man up before he deserves a reward.

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Been a while since a star wars thread.

That was a funny blip at the end.

I’m pretty sure Kylo and Rey are siblings… Probably means they can’t kill Kylo… He just gonna get integrated in with the good guys. Doesn’t get to die after the emo-fest like the previous dark lords.

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One concept of Star Wars is similar to World History. There’s always a new Death Star to destroy except those who destroy it have done similar crap themselves which Stars Wars never shows because the rebels have to be purely good.

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All I can say is that the physics of all those X-Wings, TIE fighters, Star Destroyers etc… is all based on flying craft in an atmosphere which is WRONG. Maneuvering in zero-gravity means that there is no wind resistance and going in one direction is constant.

Yeah… It’s more fantasy in space than respectable science fiction. If it were realistic, the craft would have thrusters everywhere or a setup that allows them a full range of movement in any direction. And the craft fighting each other would be light years away, and mass drivers RKVs would be the weapon of choice most likely.

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Exactly. saucers use some type of gravitational field that pulls time & space together rather than the fossil fuel based thrusters which takes forever to travel. Space is just so vast that for crafts fighting each other as you say is just ludicrous.

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The scale is totally ■■■■■■ too.

Don’t lose sight of tie fighters and x wings still having the mandatory need for sub orbital operations in atmo

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Yeah, I don’t know how TIE fighters & X-Wings cannot burn up in the atmosphere going at the speeds they do. It also doesn’t make sense that they can go “light speed” and still make sub-orbital travel possible in such a small craft. “Light-speed” has its flaws too as going at that speed would take 4.3 light years to get to the closet star system which is alpha centauri.

It’s just a movie azley no need to get your panties in a twist.

If we’re getting technical it always bugged me that they had laser and explosion sound effects in space.

When really space is dead silent, you would hear nothing.

Guess that wouldn’t be too exciting though.

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That’s very true. Even seeing those segmented laser blasts are supposedly impossible according to physics.

You’re right about hearing nothing in space as it is vacuum where there is no atmosphere for sound waves to travel.

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lmfao :joy: I like that idea!

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I have another video for this thread. Hold on while i go record my thing.

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@valiumprincess can still have her group make out scene

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Bad lip reading is fun

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