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How many ears did Captain Kirk have?

Three:

A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear!

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I got ketchup in my eye, and now I have Heinz sight.

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good one, i see what you did there…

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haha…I like it lots!

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“There…has…to-be… a … way.”

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Beam me up Jesus.

I’m a Captain Picard guy myself. But I better be careful when debating Star Trek because all the Mods are Trekkies and I don’t want to be summarily executed for stepping on their religion.

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Depends on how much corn he’s in possession of.

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