They won their parties’ nominations. But then there was an incident that ended both of their attempts at the White House. Trump called Hillary the B-word in the debate and she slapped him to the ground. So he got up and shot her. Trumps claimed self defense and complained that there was no towels with a “T” on them in the holding cell and that it smelled. Hillary died and new primaries have been called.
Hehehe, you are like our very own Onion writer on this forum :3. (the onion is a really funny satirical news group). This is funny, and I could see it happening XD.