How Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Stay Out of the White House

They won their parties’ nominations. But then there was an incident that ended both of their attempts at the White House. Trump called Hillary the B-word in the debate and she slapped him to the ground. So he got up and shot her. Trumps claimed self defense and complained that there was no towels with a “T” on them in the holding cell and that it smelled. Hillary died and new primaries have been called.




Hehehe, you are like our very own Onion writer on this forum :3. (the onion is a really funny satirical news group). This is funny, and I could see it happening XD.