Mine would say, “leave me alone. I’m dead.”
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“I hope it’s not too hot down there”
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“To all my enemies who survived me: May you R.I.P…soon”.
Mine would have Jack Skellington’s face grinning on it and say “The Pumpkin King” and every Halloween someone please put a scary jack o lantern on it
Don’t move this stone, let that be clear - Eulenspiegel’s buried here
What was today is now yesterday.
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Mine would say:
'I’ll be back in a minute".
“our brother is gone, but he’s in a better place”
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“Guess it wasn’t all in my head, was it?”
and bury me face down so y’all can kiss my ass.
“I coulda been a contender”.
“The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated”
“No wait. I’m dead”
“Buried alive”.
OR…
“This really pisses me off”.
Seriously I was thinking about this the other day
Mine would be
‘Here’s me, giving you , the finger’
It would be a humanist plot though
Do not stand at my grave and cry;
I am not here. I did not die.
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Finally at peace. Now, does Heaven charge a fee?
Put this in my tombstone lol: “America, legalize polygamy!..desperate women will stop harassing men who aren’t interested.”