Honest tombstones

If tombstones had to say the truth what would yours say?

Mine would say something like “He was crazy. ■■■■ 'em!”

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“Screw you guys, Im a going home!” mine would say

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Mine would say "A family man who didn’t have any kids "

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Real honesty is often a bit too painful. It’s much easier to say something nice.

Maybe "psych drugs made his life shorter* and then a sad smiley :man:

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We’re all happy he is gone.

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“He was good at darts”.

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"Here lies Lester Moore
Shot with four slugs
From a .44
No Les, no More.

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He’s not going anywhere.

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Not fit for human consumption!

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“I mean…REALLY?”

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Mine would say, “Why so soon, God? I was just getting started”.

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Mine would say,“He Died Trying.”

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I told you I was sick

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“Never wanted to be alive anyways”

“Goodbye cruel world.”

destroyer of planets and civilisations…but otherwise a nice sith !?! :heart_eyes:
take care :alien:

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My tombstone should say:
" Now, will you finally leave me alone"?

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