If tombstones had to say the truth what would yours say?
Mine would say something like “He was crazy. ■■■■ 'em!”
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“Screw you guys, Im a going home!” mine would say
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Mine would say "A family man who didn’t have any kids "
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Real honesty is often a bit too painful. It’s much easier to say something nice.
Maybe "psych drugs made his life shorter* and then a sad smiley 
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We’re all happy he is gone.
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“He was good at darts”.
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"Here lies Lester Moore
Shot with four slugs
From a .44
No Les, no More.
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He’s not going anywhere.
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Not fit for human consumption!
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“I mean…REALLY?”
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Mine would say, “Why so soon, God? I was just getting started”.
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Mine would say,“He Died Trying.”
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I told you I was sick
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“Never wanted to be alive anyways”
“Goodbye cruel world.”
destroyer of planets and civilisations…but otherwise a nice sith !?! 
take care 
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My tombstone should say:
" Now, will you finally leave me alone"?
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