I think my all time favorite real product and customer reviews on amazon is for the 5lb bag of Haribo sugar free gummy bears. Primarily because I bought this item and sadly only read the customer reviews after I ate handfuls of these tasty sugarfree gummies—and violent explosions soon followed. I could swear I heard a NASA voice say “we have ignition…” just before all hell broke loose. I have never been so miserable in my life! Some of the customer reviews are so funny.
Huh!—I was feeling kinda bad that I derailed this thread but I think the Sugarfree Haribo Reaction is of sufficient violence to bring us right back on topic.
Ever heard of Xenical/Orlistat? It’s a med that prevents your system from breaking down and metabolising the fat you eat. Sounds great in theory until you realize that the fat you’ve ingested – usually in epic amounts because the new med has you feeling bulletproof – still has to traverse and then exit your digestive system.
In the most dramatic fashion possible. Not exaggerating this one bit. Think “projectile diarrhea”. I’m not sure any product review I write can do justice to that 36 hours of agony.
Two words: Marketing department. Google the Apple III for a good example of what happens when marketing designs a computer. Me, I think Steve Jobs isn’t nearly dead enough.
I just watched two movies on him and they made him look like he bad, no idea what he was doing beyond talking about his products. He had overpriced computers from day one.
