I think my all time favorite real product and customer reviews on amazon is for the 5lb bag of Haribo sugar free gummy bears. Primarily because I bought this item and sadly only read the customer reviews after I ate handfuls of these tasty sugarfree gummies—and violent explosions soon followed. I could swear I heard a NASA voice say “we have ignition…” just before all hell broke loose. I have never been so miserable in my life! Some of the customer reviews are so funny.
Ever heard of Xenical/Orlistat? It’s a med that prevents your system from breaking down and metabolising the fat you eat. Sounds great in theory until you realize that the fat you’ve ingested – usually in epic amounts because the new med has you feeling bulletproof – still has to traverse and then exit your digestive system.
In the most dramatic fashion possible. Not exaggerating this one bit. Think “projectile diarrhea”. I’m not sure any product review I write can do justice to that 36 hours of agony.