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Hard to resist

Shopping in the bakery section in Safeway at 12:00 am. Do-nuts, pie, pastries, cookies, cupcakes, And last but not least, delicious cakes. They look so good, I think I’ve literally bought two cakes in my entire life just for myself. I want to buy a huge chocolate cake and bring it home and take it out of the box and grab two handfuls with my bare hands and just cram that stuff in my mouth. Then just take all my clothes off and just smear the rest all over my entire body and then roll all over the carpet. THEN pick up the mess and put it in my hair and massage it into my scalp like some kind of obscene, decadent shampoo.

HELL!! I’m worked up now, I’m going to go watch me some porn.

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This made me lol out loud

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I should probably say something here, but I’m laughing too hard lolol

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Haha - You always make me laugh @77nick77 . Some of your posts are absolute classics at times lol. You should be a professional comedian. :smiley:

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Do you have the entire video? Haven’t seen it in a while. You made me smile, so, thanks!

How’s the starlet doing?

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I’m sure it’s on YouTube somewhere. Just search side eye chloe.

Starlet is feeling sick today. I was able to convince him to go to school, but he’s not happy about it. He has bad seasonal allergies, apparently.

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Thanks. Will check out YouTube.

Hope lil starlet feels better, soon!

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That look on that little girls face and the look in her eyes is priceless by the way, @ninjastar. Perfect pic choice.

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She’s my favorite reaction image, but I usually bring her out to respond to @Patrick

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@77nick77 this really isn’t fair of you I’m on a diet and you made me really want some chocolate cake

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See, @leaf, we all want to eat bad food. Some of us do. Goodness knows I’m right there with you and @77nick77. Well, except for the porn. I can abstain from that lol.

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If THAT makes you want chocolate cake than I think we’re going to have to sit down and have a serious talk.

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Haha. The Nick is on a roll. Sorry I’m not that particular member but I’ll step up to the cake…ummm…plate.

:yum:

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