Haiku Poetry Thread

I think Haikus are cool. They are a form of Japanese poetry. They are three line poems, they don’t have to rhyme, they take this format…

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

So let’s be creative and have some community fun. I’ll start with the first haiku…

Headspark loves women
When they are hot and horny
Leaves them satisfied

Haha!

:rofl: :peach: :rofl:

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not seen sun in years
nor followed babbling river
nor laugh with my peers

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We had a former prime minister who published haiku poems. I think there in Dutch though.

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Where are the haikus
Created this thread for fun
You all can do it

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i am getting bored
who will make penis thread next
only god knows bruh

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I love fried chicken greatly
It does not love me
Oh well get in my tummy

Edit, oops I got the syllables wrong. Let’s try again:

I love fried chicken
Fried chicken does not love me
Oh well down the hatch

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Schizophrenia.
Holy sh*t, don’t tell me I have,
Schizophrenia?

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Can’t watch The Orville
Hulu not in Canada
This totally sucks

  • Worker bees can leave
  • Even drones can fly away
  • The queen is their slave

-fight club

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Shambling along streets
Looking for my next good meal
Love being a zom

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A haiku is hard
rhyming poetry is easy
by comparison

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While watching TV
I will think up some haikus
Because I am bored

Up before the dawn.
I face the day eagerly.
Oh well. Back to bed.

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Sunlight cracks open my
Sleeping mind, dreams clipped mid-flight
And my old bones groan

I got suspended
Judged for what I am not who
Forum lacks ethics

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