Had a dream the prime minister caught me picking magic mushrooms

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I told her to mind her own business.

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I once had a cheese pizza at school with pepperoni. So I put magic mushrooms on it.

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Have never really done magic mushrooms. Just felt the prime minister was infringing on my rights. Pesky politicals.

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What was she doing in the cow field at the right time to pick magic mushrooms?.. Maybe she endulges also?

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Mushrooms, not good for our masters.

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It was a sting. I was passing a field at night and I noticed loads of mushrooms. I started picking then floodlights came on and the prime minister was there. I was a sucker - didn’t stand a chance. Pesky politicals.

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Not all “politicals” are bad, @Jimbob . I ran for office twice before I got well and truly ill.

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