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Guys walks into the doctors office

‘Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains’

‘Pull yourself together’ says the doctor

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‘Doctor I feel like I am invisible’

‘Who said that?’ Says the doctor

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‘Doctor I have 5 legs’

‘Who do your pants fit you?’ asks the doctor

‘They fit like a glove!

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I’ve told this one before.

A guy goes to see his Doctor on Monday morning…the Doctor is looking through his papers…

Doctor: “Do you want the good news or the bad news?”

Patient: “Give me the good news!”

Doctor: “You’ve got 3 days to live.”

Patient: “What?!! So what is the bad news?!”

Doctor: “Your file has been on my desk since Friday afternoon.”

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That was good :smile: @Patrick

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