I went in an ambulance so I had nothing. But hubby came later and dropped off my phone and ipad. I can talk to my family now. 
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Teenage surfer never gets sunburnt, says
My girlfriend always says I have to use protection.
Young woman has lots of tattoos, says
They donāt show up in photos. Man asks,
Why not? Woman says, because these didnāt take a flash.
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Oh dear. Iām sorry @anon78876561 Hang in there. I had this and am better. You can get through this. 
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oh no, I am so sorry you are so sickā¦please donā worryā¦I will pray for you !!
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Thatās great news! Iām so glad you can talk to your family. Has the hospital been able to help you feel at all better yet?
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When I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised!
I threw a boomerang a few years ago.
I now live in constant fear.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban at the zoo.
Two vultures were too lazy to fly north, so they took a plane. Whilst checking in, it was noticed that they had dead raccoons in their luggage.
When asked if they wanted to check their bags they said āNo thanks they are
(Are you ready for it)
Carrion.
A shipment of Viagra was stolen.
The police are looking for hardened criminals.
My family has a genetic disposition for diarrhea.
Runs in our jeans.
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Those are good ones Jay.
Iām assuming theyāre all yours.
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just some gifs that always made me laugh
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Iām so sorry you are suffering from this illness. Hope you get the best treatment and recover soonā¦
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Sending you some good vibes. Hang in there and get well.
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The race for the cure of COVID is onā¦
Gilead Sciencesā Remdesivir vs Toyama Chemicalās Favipiravir
place your hopes and betsā¦
@anon78876561. I hope you start feeling better soon. Take care.
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Ouch, not all witches have done drugs, but many I know have. I know it was to be a funny, but that one was kinda low blow, lol.
Now my sister is not a witch, but she fits that description a great deal, well, sheās hetero, but very many partners and very drug addicted.
@anon78876561 can you get on Reddit? Thereās some good TIFUās in the last week to read.
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Sorry, I will delete that one. I guess it is technically religion.
No no no, just was one I had to stick up for myself. Leave it be, itās funny cause i get the joke.
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