Just wait. It’ll happen to you too.
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Maybe you need to change your diet.
Quit eating beans.
I eat a portion of beans about every 3 weeks. I’ve been having prunes because I’m prone to constipation .
Yeah it could be the prunes.
I get it if I drink milk. And strangely also just water. And beer. OK I’m farting all the time.
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Thank you for ruining my day.
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Taco Bell does this to me, I don’t mind I actually find it hilarious.
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My ex couldn’t bend over without farting!
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Prunes are disgusting anyways. I eat apples to relieve constipation. Plenty of fiber.
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I was buying apples and not eating them . Switched to grapes a couple of months ago.
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I was sitting on a bus and had looked at what was posted on one of the windows.
It said, “A little fart 
Please!”.
I then noticed that I could not see the complete post since my view was a bit blocked by one of those yellow pipes that you at times hang on to.
The actual post was, “A little farther back, Please!”.
Getting older and missreading fart messages.!
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Repeat farts? I departs… 
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