Funny thread

What if they made a movie about picking up a stick.

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What if there was a major in college about hitting a bird with a rock.

What if a bee flew by my nose when I was eating a sandwich on a picnic table!!

AAAaaahhhh!!! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

giphy

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Shoot I could use Pamela Anderson as a life raft.

What if a guy saw an attractive girl and he walked off a cliff.

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Story of my life. In a sense.

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What if there was a whole stadium and they were watching a women sowing.

I’d appreciate it if you’d stop spying on me.

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LOL!

Someone needs to write a screenplay about a man’s challenge to pick up a stick.

It would need that super intense pulsing music/sound effect though, the one they use in every thriller movie trailer.

:grin:

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Why the name hamster? Why not porkster, or beefster, or lambster, or vealster, or chickster?

:grinning:

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I think I have a nice butt.

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What if somebody farted and injured where the sun don’t shine

Lol you make me laugh.

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Thank you, Butterflyy………1515 :smiley:

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I just went to the bathroom

You’re welcome

I want to say something funny but I’ve got stage fright lol.

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What if you showed someone a diagram of a cat brain, pointed at it and went “meow?”

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Lol you guys are good at this

Lolz

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My brother finds this so funny because she looks like our cat. His laughter is contagious.

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I have a funny joke for you.

Knock knock?