Funny Quotes thread

do you have some funny ridiculous quotes?

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The only quote I know is “God does not play dice.” It’s not a very funny quote.

Einstein didn’t agree with Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle.

“Insanity: doing the same thing and expecting different results.” - a very common practice ! …

I’m not sure what is funny and ridiculous quotes though…?

I meant on the internet there are so many funny quotes with his name on it =) :peace:

I don’t mean anything insulting at all =)
maybe we should delete this thread

‘Could someone lend me a comb?’ :wink:

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Lol, I made that up obviously, but he did say some clever and funny things :slight_smile:

Don’t close it on my account. I’m sure there are people with funny quotes.

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Well, I think that would make this thread fun though. Making up quotes for him

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I have heard of god does not play dice - we joke a lot and say god just has something like a TV and just decides who’s life to ruin and teach a lesson. I just stay away from religion for my mental health.

sounds like a fun forum game?!

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Yeah, made up quotes for famous people, sounds fun :slight_smile:

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Religion can be both positive and negative. It really helps some people. It can also be used to make people feel guilty.

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for me it is lmainly triggers my grandiose and delusional ideas - so I just want to forget about religion altogether but "praying and meditating on positivity and gratefulness has helped me.

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You could start a fun thread called something like ‘things famous people didn’t say’… I think that would be a good laugh :slight_smile:

Ah, you did already lol! Brilliant :slight_smile:

There are times when I wish I could just forget about religion too.

I jotted down a quote the other day. I was thinking of all of the exasperation the American election has caused and how creative both the Left and the Right were getting in their despise for each other…

“You are the most witty when you’re at your wit’s end.”

  • Patrick
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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
-Ben Franklin

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