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One time I was camping in the Rocky Mountains, and heard a man and women yelling very loud in the distance.
Woman: LOOK!!! A BUNNY!!!
Man (Probably drunk) : “KILL IT!!!’”
Woman (Crying): “NOOOOOOOOO!”
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That is really funny 
My funniest moments are when i talk to this certain person and we always end up laughing, every time we talk we laugh, she is like the perfect woman.
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I had just been diagnosed in 1980 and was living in a group home. The staff took everyone in the house to Big Sur for a camping trip; I think I was in the worse mental shape of my life. Some other camper had told us about some hot springs that were through the mountains and this staff member and me decided to the springs. We started out at about 10:00 am and we would hike for a few miles and we would see other hikers and ask them if they knew how far the springs were and they would all say, “Oh, they’re about 3 or 4 miles away”. It turned out the hot springs were almost twenty miles away.
The funny part was when we were about halfway there and we were looking for someone to ask. There was this huge log about 15 feet off the trail and we could barely see above it the top of a tent. So we went off the trail and climbed over the log and we saw the tent and we saw this young couple on a blanket. The man was laying on his back naked and the women was straddling him. She still had her pants on but right when we hopped over the log and jumped down in front of them she pulled off her shirt and she was nude underneath. We didn’t turn away or say “excuse us” or something like that. The funny part was we just stood there gawking and then the counselor said, “Hey, do you know where the hot springs are?”
The couple scrambled to cover themselves and we were so stupid we just stood there looking at them. They said, “A few more miles” and we thanked them and left. All of this with a straight face. Then we kept walking but then we just started cracking up. Normal people would have given them their privacy.
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The time my Mom and I had the plumber come over to fix our toilet we could hear him in the basement going
BLEECH!! BLECH!! Must of been some nasty sh!t
We were laughing our asses off about it the rest of the night
The poor guy even said “thank you” before he left lol
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LOL!
That’s hilarious!
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When I was 28 years old I dated this girl once and it did not go well. A couple weeks later I was walking down the street on the sidewalk and I see the woman and this other woman I knew standing on the sidewalk about 15 feet away, talking with their backs partially towards me. So I hid behind a tree and peeked around for about ten minutes until they left.
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I had visited a doc for blood in stool…
He wore gloves and put his finger and telling me let it lose
I was like yeah right one sec doc I will let lose
How in the world I leave it lose…
Lol
Other one is I was in the basement parking my bro gave me change for parking … And I then i turned around another person dropped few change in my hand… I was like what the f… 
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Lol!!! That’s funny
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I can’t really remember one. But i did have a good time on twitter following around someone who blocked me (i created new accts) and posting love gifs to them telling them they were my new bff. That was a fun time. She came around eventually and quit blocking me 
and joked around back so then i left her alone.
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One time when I was sectioned the voices in my head were saying “you said islamic state!” repeatedly. They were referring to an argument i had with the internet stalkers a few years prior in which i seemed to ‘invent’ the term… Anyway, i informed a nurse of what the voices were saying, so she went on the computer for a moment and then said to her colleague “shut it all down! We’ve got government!” She was clearly taking the piss, but it was a good thing because I figured if she’s not going to take the voices seriously then i wont either. I didn’t really find it funny at the time, but it amuses me now. I like to think she knew what she was doing. 
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My step brother had just gotten a new pair of black sunglasses from the gas station and was wearing them everywhere. For whatever reason he was super attached to them. Anyway I grabbed the glasses, he starts chasing me and we ran around the house until I got enough space between us and got to a door I could close and lock. My friend was in the room I got to and saw the whole thing. He starts pounding on the door and yelling at me to give him the glasses. While he was doing this i shoved the glasses down the front of my pants and rubbed my balls and penis all over those glasses. My friend saw this and was already cracking up. So I open the door and he rips the glasses out of my hand and immediately puts them on. My friend is dying now. My step brother is standing there smiling with the glasses on and I was like give me some double finger guns. Like point at me with both fingers lean your head back and give me an ayyy kinda like the fonz. He does it. My friend is now on the ground trying to remember to breathe. Me, very satisfied, would develop schizophrenia 5 years later. Karma
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When me and my friend were 16 we took acid for the first time and we laughed for about 8 hours straight.
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Wrote english in coded alphatic of arabic so that my friend will do a class presentation in English but it ment something funny!! He didnt know what I wrote. The whole class laughed.
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I got so wasted on Bacardi 151 that me and my friend went to Six Flags and I was standing in line and dropped my pants, and started peeing in line. They called an ambulance and my friend said that I kept telling the Park workers that I was ok and I hope they weren’t mad at me. Woke up in the hospital with a tube down my penis because I was being belligerent with the nurses. Well, later on that next day I was going through my pants and found a piece of paper that said that if i was found in the Six Flags property for the remainder of the year 1996 i would be charged with trespassing. Oh yeah- I’m that guy 
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Funniest moments were when I was high on weed.
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Hmm funniest moment I every had… Well here goes nothing ( or maybe something)…
I did labor pool jobs in florida called day labor.
Tada.
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Funny but was not that funny later on…
I was riding a bike before my condition,
And there was no road and it though me of my bike…
like my face was in front if the head light and my legs above the seat and I some how balanced and sat on the tank of the bike…
Cop stopped me and asked am I showing stunt on public road…
I was like there is no road…
it through me off the bike…
And the cop said to write a letter to the authority and at present pay the fine…
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ok i’ll try and remember.
one time one winter i was driving with my friends and a guy ran a stop sign because of the snow and we hit because i couldn’t stop either and after talking to him and exchanging info i said to him “well it was nice running into you” he laughed aloud at that.
at a bar on my 30th birthday my friend got picked up by the shirt collar by the bouncer and marched out of the bar. he says "it’s because i’m tan! and the bouncer says “no it’s because your drunk!”
we were in cooking group and a friend of mine said "where’s the (I can’t even say it here) instead of “the bigger spoon” accidentally.
I don’t know. i got a motel room with a friend and we layed in bed all night farting from drinking too much and being silly rascals.
sitting outside the music shack one night i kept burning my long hair with a cigarette. my girlfriend kept laughing at me. she also played me the titanic theme song on the piano and i fell off the bench.
i don’t know i go weeks without even smiling.
Last year, part of my family planned to meet at a restaurant for my dad’s birthday. My brother called me, shortly before my husband and I were about to leave for the restaurant. He asked if I could pick up some candles.
I asked, “How many”? He said however many I think we need. I also asked, “What scent”? He said whatever it comes as.
So, Hubby and I went to Walmart. We went to the candle section and picked out two nice smelling candles. Hubby was confused about why we were gifting candles, but whatever. And so last minute.
So, we get to the restaurant, but we don’t go inside yet. Instead, I call my brother and tell him we have the candles and that he should come outside to our car.
Lots of confusion on why he was asked to come to the car. But my brother comes out, I open the door to the backseat and show him the two candles we got!
Brother stared at me. Looked back at the candles, then looked at me again… and then started laughing really hard. Turns out… I was supposed to get little candles, to put on the cake! Lots of laughing ensued!
It was a great laugh. I was so foggy brained that I couldn’t understand why my brother wanted me to pick up scented candles, as last minute gifts. LOL.
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So I have this one SONG on my “chilling playlist” (basically a playlist for sexy times) that I really, really like.
Anyhoo… one day I was at the dentist and when he came out for my appointment, I saw that he was really cute. As I sat down in the chair to get my teeth cleaned by him, he goes “Is it okay if I put on some music in the background” I said sure and surely it was my favourite sexy time song 
I got so embarrassed I said I felt sick and got up and left!
I peaced out.
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