After considerable health scares I bought a funeral plan and my wishes are:
To have Adagio for a Strings, Samuel Barber for music.
Green flowers
and my favourite Arthur Rimbaud poem read.
Hopefully I don’t snuff it for a while yet, get to see the World Cup next year and Euros in 28.
We shall enjoy the world cup together friend, and you’ll have many more years ahead of you!
I was gonna buy a funeral plan but too many funeral homes have been going bust where I live. I don’t wanna lose money
Thankyou for your kind words @anon54334749 the footy will be great 
My monies protected by FSA ( financial conduct authority) if they go bust the same service gets transfered to a different provider.
Just throw me out back with the trash.
Throw me in the dumpster behind KFC
i don t wanna die in turkey.they stick piece of cotton to your a.. when you die.its a ceremony (i m not joking.its fact)
Are you Turkish @oceanspray?
yes i m living in turkey
I have a will (mom works in insurance). My stuff goes to my sisters if I die.
The Turkish people living in this part of Cornwall own takeaway companies.
To date I don’t have much leave behind. No debits either.
ok.i never went to england nor i interested to go.but they says pretty good place.what kind of health issue have you got if you don t mind to say
I’m trying to talk my wife into mailing stinky chunks of me to people I don’t like after I have died. She’s not being as helpful as I would have hoped.
There’s an exclusion list I want on my will
Donating some money so the local MH hospital can build a garden for the patients
Sciz and in remission for Hodgekins lymphoma. My lifestyle ain’t that great either though.
sorry for that.best wishes for your treatment
Thanks, I’ve finished the treatment a while ago. I suppose any serious health conditions give you new priorities in life.
