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But I’m wearing pants!!!

:smiley: :crazy_face: :jeans:

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I’ll alert the media.

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Thank you good sir.

And get me an Academy Award for my film brilliance too.

:wink:

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What kinda pants?

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Currently I’m wearing Levi’s 550 relaxed fit jeans, babe. :wink:

How about you? What’s on your handsome butt?!

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Twelve in fact its true

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There once was a beetle who wore pants.
After a long day he did a little dance
No more a stranger
To The Wrangler
But those jeans gave him a funny stance.

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LOL!

You silly mon. :wink:

I do like to dance though. :blush:

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A little Limerick for the night. Last one I promi…

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What in tarnation :exploding_head::exploding_head::cowboy_hat_face::drooling_face:

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Please don’t tell any potential mates, but I like to sleep in my pants.

:flushed: :relieved:

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I DIDN’T BITE YOU THAT HARD!!!

Pussy.

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LOL

You told me that you needed help with your sink.

Does that really require hooking a harness to my nipple rings?

:face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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How else do we get the pressure up?

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Anybody lose a sponge? I found him on the side of my sink. Hes all dried and shrivelled. Just waitin for the day to be useful again, to be once again rejuvenated with high quality h2o and cool blue liquid detergent :sunglasses:

:sponge: :soap:

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Did it live in a pineapple under the sea?

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:pineapple: :pineapple: :pineapple:

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:kiss: :pineapple: :dash:

Oooooof.

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I can’t wear pants because of my big stomach but lately my appetite decreased and I’m eating less.

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