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Should I pick my nose or scratch my rear?

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Do I eat the cake that fell on the floor or do I give it to my hubby?

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No. Try a fat free, gluten free, free range, organic taste free keto-Atkin-South Beach diet. Before taking your meds put them in a little cup with an umbrella. Ambiance is everything. @crimby

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@anon78876561 Why not do both at the same time?

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YESSSSSSSS Iā€™m afraid I might get judged at the store. :disappointed:

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@anon78876561 What about giving it to your mother in law?

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Those who mind donā€™t matter

Hah hahā€¦ I happen to love my mother in law. I would never give it to her. I have much more respect for her.

TroƧo is booger in Portuguese. Iā€™m learning Portuguese. Itā€™s moco in Spanish

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Sharing is caring

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I have a fancy party to go to tomorrow,

Should a wear a designer dress thatā€™s a little too small for me or something less fancy that fits well?

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Haha :rofl::crazy_face:. That made me laugh out loud!!!

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never mind Iā€™m beating a dead horse

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Should I clean, cook, do accounting, and laundry today?

Heck no. You need to watch YouTube videos about ostriches first.

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@anon78876561 thatā€™s why itā€™s called free BAD advice

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@anon54386108 throw caution to the wind and go nude. Nothing fits like your own skin.

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Get married and have five children.

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Should I shoplift during the day or wait until nightfall?

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