First thing you wash in the shower?

I typically wash my hair first, but if I’m feeling feisty I’ll start with the sausage.

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My hands. Then I shower from head to toe

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my naughty bits then my body then my face, then my hair.

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My hair first, then I work my way down.

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I do the same thing.

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Head
Armpits
Crotch
Ass
Ass again
Feet

Then I wash my hands when I get out of the shower.

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I go from head to toes. It’s better cos dirt goes running down my body. Nice.

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In this order

My crotch
Behind
Arms
Arm pits
Legs
Bald head

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All hairy parts first lol

Head
Vjay jay
Arm pits
Body

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Tentacles
gizzard
flippers
bill
tail

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Bald head
Behind the ears
Arm pits
Arms
Chest
Belly
Privates
Butthole

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My armpits first

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thanks for stealing my joke @everyone

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The dishes
Fingernails
Eyelids
Everything else
Then put on a nice coat of hot wax

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My face. Then my neck. I work my way down. The pittance of hair on my head is last.

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Face first so I can get the salty sweat off(in Arizona it gets hot so my face is always sweaty)

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I wash my hands then go from top to bottom.

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My face first then my hair then work my way down to the beef.

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I wash my armpits first.

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a thread like this comes along.

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