First date tips (wrong answers only)

Never tell her you can drink a case of beer in a day.

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Tell her that you forgot her name, and could she tell it to you?

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Tell her lets cut out the formalities and get straight to baby making

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John Nash says let’s get straight to fluid exchange lol.

In the movie

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They totally stole that from demolition man.

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Kiss her without brushing your teeth

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Ooooh ThePoet that’s a good one. Have a garlicky meal with food between your teeth just before the date

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Or just tell her to pull your finger :yum:

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Promise you will be there at the spot before 30 mins. And then make her wait, don’t pick up her call and don’t go for the date after maybe 2 hours text her saying you slept off so unable to make it.

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Ask to move in. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Ask to meet the family ASAP. :hugs:

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ask her if you both are related because you would prefer if you were

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BTDT

(Been there done that)

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Ask your date if you can borrow a thousand dollars so you can pay back the money you owe your ex.

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I realised I am good at wrong answers for dating than right answers…

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You should tell your date that :smile:

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My lil bro showed me this movie and I haven’t been the same since. :sob:

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That is why I never had a date or will have a date in my life and I am trying to love myself instead :grin:

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