Fake Forum News - Labor Day Edition

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Labor Day Float

@SzAdmin Moderates Forum From The Sea
Boasts of sea-modding as perfect way to get a tan while keeping sz.com in order
No apology offered for drunk press release

Great Potato Sends Wrath Down on Several Forum Members For Their Refusal to Believe in His Resurrection From Oven
Intellectual assent required for Potato’s love
Cites @sarad as favorite forum poster

Chaos In Streets as Iconic Forum Poet Everhopeful Remains Missing From Forum
Last Seen August 22nd hanging around Lounge

http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/03egyptspan-cnd-articleLarge-570x313.jpg

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I believe! Spare me your wrath, Great Potato!

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I laughed so hard at this

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I wanna be a Reporter for FFN. How do I go about applying for this job?

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Check your PM!

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Can i be a ghostwriter? :smile:

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Easily. Just wrap your right arm around the head in opposite side. Can you scratch your nose now?
If so, you’re in, right @nomad?

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