Fake Forum News-- January 30, 2020

Lounge
1

Forum shutting down for maintenance for eight seconds on January 30th from 10:58:24pm to 10:58:32pm.
@Ninjastar looking forward to break, first in four years
@Leaf planning on sharpening flute skills during brief break

image
image1125×1689 758 KB

Designated monthly religion second instituted by moderators
Users will now be allowed to post about religion on the sixth Monday of each month at 3am. Posts allowed for one second
Mods issue joint statement: "We figured this was the best way to appease a rebellion by those who have an issue with our religion policy
Protestors claim there is no sixth Monday of the month

image
image1125×1500 705 KB

Experts predict That One Really Terrible Thing to afflict forum sometime in early 2021
No details about what this Thing is, yet
@shutterbug remembers last Terrible Thing: “I can’t even explain it beyond that it was just really awful”

image
image1125×1379 185 KB

9 Likes
2

You just had to bring it up. Don’t remember what it was, but it sucked. Thanks man.

5 Likes
3

noooo, what will I do without the forum for those seconds??? my flute is in the shop

3 Likes
4

The editor of FFN has applied recent changes to the religion story.

Nomad

1 Like
5

Poke some holes in a straw. Be creative.

2 Likes
6

ZomboMeme 30012020224047
ZomboMeme 30012020224047963×816 97.2 KB

3 Likes
7

Ahhhh I love FFN updates!

1 Like
8

This is honest journalism

1 Like
9

Fake news! Fake news!

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

3 Likes
10

You can play your new kalimba. :slightly_smiling_face:

2 Likes
11

:shark: :shark: :shark:

:musical_note: :musical_note: :musical_note:

:smile:

2 Likes
12

Kalimbas are just darn cool.

2 Likes
13

A new calendar has now been devised and from now on all months of the year are to be extended to include a sixth Monday until further notice,

it is not thought how this is going to work but if Julius Caesar can Add July and his Grand Nephew has the bulls to invent August then it is not seen to be problematic.

Lots of people are wondering if this new calendar will extend their lives or make it shorter or how the holidays will work out

clockfacepic
clockfacepic266×189 15.4 KB

1 Like
14

That’s gross. We need to dispense with Tue/Wed/Thur, replace them with extra Saturdays, and extend Sunday to 36 hours. Monday will henceforth start at noon at the end of Sunday and expire at midnight on the First Saturday. Mondays may be a necessary evil, but we can work towards making them less evil by having less of them.

3 Likes
15

Saturdays are great, I would vote for 3 of them but it might be confusing. you’d get your days easily mixed up and i would miss the other days

and if we extend Sunday then i think i’d get bored, you’d basically have 2 Sunday Mornings :cry: as much as i Love Sunday Mornings the thought of having 2 makes me feel sick lol

Idk if that fits in with my busy schedule, Mondays are the best day of the week in my opinion, I look forward to them :slight_smile:

16

Well Done - Great Original Post - you had me Laughing :smiley:

1 Like
17

This topic was automatically closed 14 days after the last reply. New replies are no longer allowed.