Fake Forum News: 77Nick77's Close Call!

GAS STATION MISHAP!!

Unhappy that the car wash missed a spot, @77nick77 confronts the Brush and almost pays for it dearly! :wink:

Interview and Update at 11.00pm…

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Lol lol what was he doing… The brush monster wasn’t even done with that spot yet…lol

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FFN Reporter Daze is live at the Hospital where77nick77 is recovering…

Daze: “Yes! Phil just finished shaving and took out the garbage. he’s such a sweety! Oh, by the way, 77nick77 is doing fine!”

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FFN Resident Poet @everhopeful sums up the near tragic event…

Oh, dear car wash
Nick only wanted to be clean
But you had other plans
Now he’s almost lost his spleen

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Frickin Hilarious @Patrick lol … :laughing:

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Thank you this gave me a much needed laugh

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We at Fake Forum News are waiting for a response from @77nick77 on his unfweechanate accident.

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Haha, this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while! :thumbsup:

The commute to work is ten times worse than that.
And having the brush hit me was actually a good thing. I have been out of dental floss for two weeks now and that brush got out that piece of popcorn that had been stuck between my teeth.

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