Everything i do is for the funeral

Unusual Beliefs
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i hope to have lots of people at my funeral, telling funny stories about me. hopefully a few tears will be geniunely shed from people who will miss me. the truth is i will probably have a few people at my funeral. probably my sisters and their kids i expect to outlive me, maybe some of my niece’s and nephews.

hopefully i will have a peacefull piece of land where one of my sisters can deposit my ashes.

then i will be reborn, hopefully with recall of the past, so i don’t make the same mistakes twice.

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I hope they don’t waste any money on me. Just cremate me and throw the ashes somewhere under a big Maple tree or something. If your going to spend any money spend it on stuff you need.

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I don’t have any heirs. My throne will be empty after I pass. I don’t want to be reborn into this world. Hopefully there are other planes of existence where suffering becomes impossible.

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I just want to be donated to science. When they’re done with the body they cremate what’s left and send it back to the family.

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Me I will have my brothers, maybe some of my cousins. I don’t have friends.

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I believe I am going to heaven anyway after death. I don’t really care about my funeral but I think my little brother might make one.

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I’m an organ donor. After that, my family can do with they want with my body. Funeral planning is part of the grieving process.

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الجنة Is that the correct word? I’ve been studying Arabic for more than a year and I still am not able to write most words in it. I know dog KLB and heart QLB and mother Um.

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Yes these are correct.

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I’m torn between what I think is the more sensible—cremation—and being laid out in makeup, church clothes and formaldehyde and then buried in a wooden casket. The second one appeals to my fascination with grotesqueness and the macabre, but it’s also more expensive.

I definitely want a creepy old headstone though.

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I don’t care what happens at my funeral. I’ll be dead, so who cares. I’m selfish in that respect.

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I don’t know if I want to be buried or cremated. I guess cremation saves some earth space. But idk.

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I want finality. I want to be cremated and my ashes spread. Don’t want a gravestone

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I want to be fed to lions when I die

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Lol I think the same sometimes, I have LOTS of meat, 300lb.

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Damn, I want to be buried under a pyramid with 20 virgins, 5 camels, and three tons of gold.

I want people to sing my praise’s and tell great stories about me for a thousand years afterwards.

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What have you got against lions?

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I’m an organ donor, so they can go nuts harvesting what they can, then after that I wish to be cremated. What happens after that I don’t care. Spread my ashes somewhere or hold onto them, I don’t mind.

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I would donate my brain to study the negative symptoms of schizophrenia but my parents and brothers don’t want me to do that, they’re Christian.

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I wouldn’t personally. It’s just me though. I’m kind of selfish and extremely paranoid about that crap. I used to be an organ donor. But I’m honestly delusional and afraid that I would have my mind uploaded to a computer or be resurrected or be put in a simulation of some kind.

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