Orange stood holding the door open in an attempt to get his room-mate to run away with him,
but dissolved into tears when he realized his horrible mistake that she 'Can’t -a lope."
Once in my drug taking days I made a bong made entirely of fruit and vegetables.
I notice how cold peaches in the fridge say don’t eat me. Unless I were the last peach on earth
This reminds me of when I was living at my parents old house there was always a basket of fruit on a table in the entryway and every time I walked by I’d hear a voice say “eat of the fruit for it will sustain you”.
That was weird.
My oranges have a thick accent, I can never understand what they are trying to tell me.