Dude Shoves An EEL and a Lemon Up His Own Butt

Did they find Jimmy Hoffa up there, lol?

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Just goes to show having a mental illness doesn’t necessarily make you crazier than someone without one. As far as I know non of us are shoving sea creatures up our butts.

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Animal abuse is not ok.
Lots of jail for da guy.

I heard of a man who had a hamster up his arse.
Poor hamster.

Disgusting to abuse innocent animals!

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I agree unless your gonna eat what animal your trying to use but even that in this situation is f*cked up and I’m not gonna eat a eel that was up somebody’s ass anyway

:joy:

And also if your gonna hunt anything you need to kill the animals fast and efficiently you wouldn’t want to be tortured if something is gonna eat you most likely you will wanna be killed painlessly

Anyway I don’t wanna start a argument about anything

He’s not mentally ill hes anally eel
Polyembolokoilamania - Wikipedia.

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No more jellied eels for me then, thanks a lot!

Can you imagine having to explain this to the Doctor?

  • Your X-Rays are back, there is an eel stuck in your colon
  • Oh.
  • Do you have any idea how it got there?
  • Well, I forced it up, with a lemon to bore the opening.

I bet the eel was eating his innards, so he inserted the lemon to try to get the eel to eat that instead.

Truthfully this is the weirdest thread I’ve ever seen on this website I mean wtf

:flushed:

And honestly I wonder why he did it

I agree. This is the weirdest thread since Pedro said he wanted to bathe all of us! :laughing:

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