Drunken sex should be outlawed

Drunken sex. With turtles.

Damn, d00d.

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The most memorable time I had drunk sex, I came home from a birthday party smashed. My husband came home a few hours later. It was great, except he couldn’t finish.

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I like drunk sex because then I don’t mind getting into really weird positions while naked.

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Drunken sex is just so much fun. But I can’t get myself to do it knowing it’s unhealthy etc. It cancels out the fun :’((

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Why do you say it is unhealthy?

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Cos my body is sensitive to it. I don’t enjoy it unless I drink quite a lot aswell. Not good for my body. It is a toxin.

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Oh ok 1515151516151

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When you want to sleep with someone, getting that person , not drunk, but a little bit tipsy eases up the otherwise more awkward conversation and the first steps.

Damn, you live in Iran or North Korea or something?

What’s the penalty for jaywalking, 25 years to life?

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To be fair @77nick77 jaywalking being a crime is pretty crazy.

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It’s only a ticket though.

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