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Don't let your turkey drink and drive


#1

welcome to Thanksgiving Day


#2

We don’t have a turkey.

We don’t drink.

Most turkeys in the house on thanksgiving day are already dead and are pretty baked.

Most turkeys outside on a farm on Thanksgiving day are fine, at least till next year.

Wild turkeys in the woods and fields may have to worry if hunters are about

Wild turkeys don’t drive, they fly.

If you drink Wild turkey whiskey, do not drive !!!


#3

Happy thanksgiving everyone! :poultry_leg::beers::pizza::circus_tent:

Getting stressed out but taking extra meds.
My Mom and Dad are still alive so I’m trying to cook for them for the first time in like 15 years.


#4

Oh, shucks… I was hoping for a drawing on this one.


#5

http://www.mattmlaw.com/blog/images/thanksgiving.eve.2.jpg

http://www.cfbnj.org/_assets/library/2013/10/Turkey-Driving-250x231.png


#6

I do what I want