Do you have attractive looks? Do you have wit and charm?
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No I don’t 
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Ah yes, my good looks and charming personality 
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My looks and charms match those of a male orangutan and only talent is sleeping
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No no hmmm I’ll say no again!
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Is this thread a joke?
Come on… pleeeeeeze.
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I guess you’re back is feeling better??? Hahaha.
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No! Lol! I shower, brush my hair, and then put on casual clothes without any fuss whatsoever. I absolutely don’t have what it takes to be a model
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I won a beauty pageant once,
True story.
It was in high school and I cried.
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i have what it takes to compete but not to win.
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If you are referring to natural good looks and wit, I have that. If you are referring to the confidence to stand in front of an audience and be judged on a scale of 1-10, no I don’t have that.
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Beauty pageants?
For me to poop on!!!
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You’re beautiful Rex!
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Won once, not exactly what you’d call a pageant, more of a hog judging at a farm faire.
First place cause I won the mud rolling competition with my superior skills.
Did well in the naked hogtie, the trick is to oil up before.
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When I was young I could have. People were always trying to make me look horrible, so I didn’t know until I was 33. The only thing I won was a couple dance contests at a local bar.
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Hell nah bruv I ain’t got it.
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