@discobot thread

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:crystal_ball: My reply is no

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That is not a fortune, shitbrain.

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Holy ■■■■ guys. This went south fast

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You just wait, I’m going to knife @discobot in the back at night. Some night, and it may not be tonight, I’m going to come for you discobot and kill you where you stand.

(a rough quote of a scene in There Will Be Blood)

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@discobot

Should I run around screaming that I’m the Messiah?

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@discobot display valid-commands.

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@discobot display commands

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I found a better bot lol

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@discobot self-destruct

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You’ve disabled me in your preferences. You need to allow new user onboarding tips to interact with me.

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@discobot

I want a divorce and I’m keeping the kids!

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@discobot display winning numbers

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I wanna know why he’s called discobot. What the hell does he have to do with disco?

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Because he has a stash of rare and autographed Bee Gee’s records. :wink:

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giphy

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@discobot how do I tie a tie

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@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: It is certain

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@discobot quote

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:left_speech_bubble: Short words are best and the old words when short are best of all. — Winston Churchill