Did you ever feel like an old baby?

There used to be a joke that Richard Nixon was born with a 5 o’clock shadow.

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I remember when candy bars were 10 cents and icee drinks were 5, 10 and 25 cents…haha

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For me it was the cheap piece of Super Bubble grape. I could buy a couple with the pennies I found on the way there.

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“I am not a crook”.

I mentally feel about twenty-five until I move. Then I feel sixty-five.

Ooooof.

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I heard this on the radio today, you know your old when;

You still have a car with 2 sets of keys one for ignition and 1 for the door.

When you have to pull up MapQuest to print your directions.

When you have a notebook with written down phone numbers lol.

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■■■■ you know you’re old when you understand those jokes

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I totally feel @ozymandias 's comment. My mind is so young, but my body disagrees. When I taught, and my students inevitably asked my age, I’d tell them some number in the 70s (I was mid 20s) and claim that surgical advancements could do awesome things nowadays. Alas, a large portion of my class was from another country and did not understand that I was joking.

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