Designated driver

ever had to spend time being a designated driveryou ever wonder why the normal people drink so much

ppl have learned not to make me designated driver - I usually somehow end up more drunk than everyone else

who are the normal people?

I’m practically a chauffeur, that’s how designated I am to drive - but not because my husband drinks, but because he has epilepsy and is not supposed to drive in case he gets a seizure.