Mine goes something like this:
A mild-mannered black state trooper - ideally played by Chris Rock - reaches breaking point after being ridiculed for years for accepting as his own 3 white kids conceived by his wife out of wedlock. As a consequence he develops a rare form of late onset DID. However, as he prepares to take revenge on the whole community he makes an astounding discovery: he’s lived his entire life in a giant television studio. Everyone he knows is an actor. It’s then when he hatches an escape plan.
He starts taking steroids and working out. His diligence quickly pay off. In two weeks his physique has undergone such transformation that Chris Rock is summarily dismissed and replaced by “The Rock”. (a decision unanimously approved by focus groups).
He escapes to freedom aboard a canoe two sizes too small.
The last we hear of him he’s taking his seat aboard a plane on his way to Fiji to fulfil his lifelong dream of becoming a pet detective. As he proceeds to fasten his seat belt a very youthful and cross looking air hostess scolds him in her best Swedish accent: How dare you sir, how dare you not take your mask off before take off?
Would you pay money to watch this?