What if a rabbit picked up a stick and the stick broke.
What if a rock laughed when a stream was running over it…and it tickled it.
What if somebody(it’s a girl by the way) drank a softer drink, and it was water…but it took her a couple of minutes…to figure out it was water.
What if somebody(it’s a girl, again) bought a can of coke and it was filled with rocks, and she drank it anyways.
What if somebody(it’s a girl again) picked up a stick and looked at it.
I wonder how a wheel rolls?
I wonder how a tree thinks.
I wonder, what if a cloud was the color red.
I wonder, if I wondered about nothing.
I wonder, what a girl thinks if she is attracted to a guy.
I wonder what a telephone poll thinks.
What if a rock and a stick got into a fight.
What if a boxer won a fight in .02 seconds, I’m serious(by the way it’s girl again)
What if moses and jesus got into a fight about parting the red sea.
This is funny, are you laughing…I hope so. I’m trying
What if a cloud rained rocks.
What??? 666/999
answer…Thank you
I didn’t understand any of your “jokes”
I understand…151112
What did you say???
What if I looked down and then I looked up.
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Do you remember Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey on Saturday Night Live? 
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