Damn man I met yo ma'am

She served me toast wit some jam

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Well I met yo ma’am and she seemed very nice…so take that…

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I would share the recording but the last line is inappropriate

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You made a recording of you taking jam and toast from my mom and then it gets dirty…well your mother was a hamster and your father stinks of elder berries…Monty python reference…lol

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Actually by ma’am I meant your woman not your mom :smile:

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Oh ■■■■…I can’t read…it obviously doesn’t say mama lol…but I still strongly disagree with this situation of jams and toasts with mamas or ma’ams you sir are not nice and I bid you a good day…

Me and my roommate both make raps…and we’re gonna make songs together. We really got along today.

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That’s awesome…I’m glad your enjoying Washington …

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Don’t forget to enjoy the Forrest and the pacific its very good for your soul…I feel like you will miss out on life molding experiences if you skip so go whale watching and hiking…take your chick…do that ■■■■…lol

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I like taking the bus…bus system sux where I live…here i can take it anywhere

We went to the plant store today and took the wrong bus twice. Lol

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This sounds like some corny '80s rappers, always talking about food.

https://soundcloud.com/jonjames1/damn-mam I deleted the end which I didn’t like

But this is better https://soundcloud.com/jonjames1/this-is-a-stick-up