She probably took me for a sucker anyways…
I’m sitting in Wendy’s parking lot in my car drinking a soda. I hear a voice and look over and a scantily clad young woman walks up to the drivers side. I mean she had a fantastic body(which she obviously knew) and she starts asking if I could give her a ride a few miles up the road. She was pretty too.
I assumed she was going to ask for money. Anyways, in my younger days I would have taken the chance and given her the ride and tbh, I would have maybe figured I could have got a little nookie. I probably wouldn’t have-but I might have thought I could.
Anyways, I guess I’m feeling my age because I didn’t want to take a chance and said I can’t do it and she left. The beautiful girl walked out of my life forever and so I finished my ice cream.
I’m parked way in the corner anyways and she probably figured I was an easy mark.
Some young guy cornered me by my car for a ride a few years ago. I refused because I had a trunk full of groceries that I had to get home and I got the vibe that he was some con-artist or worse. A crazy guy conning the crazy lady. It’s very possible.
What’s the line from Grounding Day? I had a great day once. I was in the Bahamas. I met a girl. We drank Pina Coladas. At the end of the day we made love like sea otters. Why can’t I have that day over and over again?