Creative expression inspired by historical fiction

Sir. It seems as though they did, sir, crucify this person with a, I quote, steamroller.

cough and spitting of cereal

there goes my breakfast…I’m sorry what is happening? This is coming from where?

The uh…local paper sir, it’s in the local paper.

and what happened exactly?

It seems to be a little unclear at the moment…guy owned a steamroller and someone laid down before it…

what the hell was he standing up for?

that’s what seems to be unclear at the moment sir.