I’m a sarcastic sardonic joker, i think almost everything should be a joke all of the time.
Here is a conversation with me:
“Hey, what time do you get off? We’ll hang out.” Guy asks.
“About five everyday.” I say.
“Oh okay, that’s perfect, what do you do?” Guy asks.
“I don’t have a job.” I say.
“I thought you said you get off at five.” Guy asks.
“Yeah, i get off everyday at five, i’m very methodical about these things.” I say.
“Ohhhhhh.” Guy runs away.