Conversations with me

I’m a sarcastic sardonic joker, i think almost everything should be a joke all of the time.

Here is a conversation with me:

“Hey, what time do you get off? We’ll hang out.” Guy asks.

“About five everyday.” I say.

“Oh okay, that’s perfect, what do you do?” Guy asks.

“I don’t have a job.” I say.

“I thought you said you get off at five.” Guy asks.

“Yeah, i get off everyday at five, i’m very methodical about these things.” I say.

“Ohhhhhh.” Guy runs away.

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