Control Freak Who?

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know—but the flag is a big plus.

I invented a new word!


Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

Because every play has a cast.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.

“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.


Groan…hehehe I love it.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

A man who chases an automobile will get tired.
A man who chases after the automobile will get exhausted.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says “Why the long face?”

I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants today, but I couldn’t find any.

If your born again, do you have two belly buttons?

And my favorite,
If the people from Poland are called Poles,
Why aren’t the people from Holland called Holes.