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and I say hey, hey hey, live life like a…

Box of chocolates…no like an immortal lobster. No thats not it like a ham sandwich. Yes ham sandwich…put all the moneys on ham sandwich.

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Ham sandwiches are an affront to God

Thats true in atleast 3 religions…how does god justify ham being a legit threat to its followers…

Ham comes from pig. Pig is natures son. Nature is god. Pig is Jesus.

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So eat the body and drink the blood…jesus might have been a 3rd rate carpenter but he makes a dam good sandwich.

All hail pigfather, the one true God!

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Lol the pigfather. He demands a sacrifice of earth and water…mixed together.

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■■■■, i had 6 ham sandwiches last week :confused:

Repent now and the pigfather will let you play in the mud with him for eternity.

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i repent, whatever that means, come and take my soul

(i’m just kidding i do know what it means) sorry lol

The pigfather doesn’t want souls. He wouldn’t mind some delicious potato though.

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pigs are awesome…my mome raises pigs for both meat and mini pigs for pets…one of her meat pigs plays soccer!!!

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Like a survivor DrZen :sunny:

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Lol potato makes me laugh!!

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I read this post once on the internet and this guy said that when he is bored he likes to sit out in his garden and pretend he’s a potato lmao potato is such a funny word

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I cant stop thinking about how funny potatos are LOL

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ahahah you’re the funny one, but yes potato is funny too

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The pigfather wants a slice of that delicious potato!! :slight_smile:

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Renegade? Was that an excerpt of the song Renegades by X Ambassadors? That song is awesome!