Charles darwin keeps following me

charles darwin keeps saying theres a flower like an orchid ****not an orchid!!! but like one, white with lavendar blossom and its the cure for the virus

do you think i should tell the prime minister?

Definitely not. I think you should call your doctor

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Take your meds if you want escape hospital

Wow that’s the craziest delusion I’ve ever heard :dizzy_face:

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King Henry the 8th told me that the juice from Turkey drumsticks can beat Covid 19.

I’m preparing my speech for the United Nations as we speak!

:joy:

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I shouldn’t laugh, though.

Do any of you remember when I had that ‘Turkey Delusion’ a couple of years back when I was psychotic?

I was seeing turkeys everywhere…I’m dead serious! One of my most embarrassing and in hindsight hilarious delusions i had ever had! :grimacing:

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@anon39054230

Sending you hugs! :hugs:

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i would not follow you if i was darwin

Darwin is a little too dead to follow anyone.

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If it were real, Darwin would talk to the prime minister herself. Why would he give someone information when they had no means of doing anything with it?

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