…except from a vending machine.
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My daughter bought a soda called Cotton Candy. My other girl looked at it and said…
“That’s diabetes in a bottle!”
Oh, man I laughed! What a great line! I gave her a high five! 
(I always encourage my girls when they tell funny jokes.)
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And I always tell my daughters, you can be a writer…a designer…a songwriter…a poet…an artist.
I wish my parents had given me more guidance growing up. I think I would have ended up in some facet of Advertising. I like humour, and funny stories and jokes…etc.
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The only thing constant in life is change.
A month ago I walked into an office to vacuum. I didn’t see anyone in there and I was plugging in the cord and I heard someone say, “Can I help you”? I looked around and there was a soldier in uniform sitting at a desk. I said, " Wow, that camouflage really works."
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So are hemorrhoid’s, but you can’t control everything, ya just gotta live your life.
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My daughter had an Art project. The teacher said, “Name a color that describes you and why.”
I told my girl to write that she was unique, and her color was “Splorange”
It remains to be seen what kind of grade she will receive for this paper.
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Change is a constant
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